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???

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one holiday I looked forward to
was Easter.

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That's two boxes of dye
 and a dozen eggs.

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 That it?

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Almost.

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You were dressed up,
girls were dressed up

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and it was a good day
to pretend you were on a date.

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Since Tasha and I went
to the same church,

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she was the perfect choice.

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So,

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you gonna be in that
 Easter pageant next week?

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Yeah.

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Got an escort?

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Please say no.

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Yeah-- Robert.
Hey.

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Get lost.

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What's up?

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Did you remember
to get the Epsom salt
 for your grandmother?

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Got it.

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I wasn't proud of it,

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 but I prayed something bad
would happen to him.

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Oh, my God!

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Robert, how will I
ever get over this?!

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Oh, I'll help you.

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Yeah, I'll help

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 I never got that meteor,

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but something almost as good
 happened.

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 Why would you
 say that?
That's not what
I said.

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I heard what you said
Why do you have
to be so stupid?

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You're stupid!
No, you're
stupid.

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I hate you!It's quits!
I hate you.

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I love this.

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 You okay?
It's nothing.

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Just forget it.

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Time to bust a move, Dumb MC.

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Chris, are you going to the
Easter pageant with anybody?

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 Yeah, Lisa Bonet.

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 No. Why?

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Would you escort me?

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Yeah.

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Great.

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It's a date.

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????A@s on the rebound,

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so I made like Dikembe Mutombo.

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Everybody Hates Chris S03E14

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www.1000fr.com presents

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???on Easterwas my mother's church hat

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because a church hat on Easter
was like a gown
at the Oscars.

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Hey, girl!
Here she comes.

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 Rochelle?
 Rochelle?
Hi, Shaun.

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Oh, that hat
is fabulous!
Thank you.

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Who is it?
It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.

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Love you, girl.
You look fabulous!

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Come on, Julius.
Oh, yes.

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Julius, come back here.
I need you to help me pick out
my Easter hat.

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I'd rather
pick cotton.

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It would be less backbreaking.

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Rochelle, we've been doing
 this for months.

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Just pick one.

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Julius, you just don't
pick out a hat.

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A hat picks you.

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Okay, now tell me,

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which one of these
will look better on me?

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 I don't know.

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Where's your dress?

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I put it on layaway.

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 It's not out yet.

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Ooh, which reminds me,
I need ten dollars.

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My mother didn't put
the dress on layaway

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because it was expensive.

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 She just started planning
for Easter at Thanksgiving.

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Mom, why is this cranberry sauce
shaped like a rabbit?

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 Because I was testing out
my new Easter molds.

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 Who wants gravy?

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 T1 Nobody!

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 While my mother
 was judging hats,

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Greg was judging me.

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Don't you think
it's kind of weird
to have a date
on Easter?

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Less weird than not
having a date ever.

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 Besides, it's
not a date.
It's an oprtunity.

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I ess you're right.

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Maybe I should
go back to church.

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You know,
score some babes.

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When Greg went back to church,

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the only one who hit on him
 was the priest.

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It's just that Robert's
out of the picture.

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If I'm ever gonna have
a shot with Tasha,

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 this is it.
I hear ya.

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Kick a man
when he's down,
that's what
I always say.

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That was the only time
 he ever said that.

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Whose side are you on?

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Yours.

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The guy's an idiot.

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I haven't even been
on one date,

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and I know you don't
break up with a girl
before a holiday.

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A girl by herself
on a holiday
is like an
ice-cream cone in hell.

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It ain't gonna
be there very long.

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I know I always say this,
but this time,

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dude, you truly are
in there.

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Wait.

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 Do you even know
what an escort does?

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I do,
but this is a family show.

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Meanwhile, my mother
was wearing out shoes
looking for a hat.

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Rochelle,

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this is the sixth hat shop
we've been to today.

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Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.

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????

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Well, how would I know if
it's the best hat shop

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 if I didn't visit all
 the loy ones first?

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 That's how Vanessa
looked for a husband.

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Oh, yeah, girl,
 this is nice.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Oh, can I help you?

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 Yes. I'm looking
for a church hat for Easter.

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Not just a church hat.

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She needs the churchiest
hat you've got.

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oh,sounds like somebody's
getting into a hat competition.

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Oh, no, she's not getting
into the competition.

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She is the competition.

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Rochelle is
the three-time winner

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of the Double Rock
on Zion's Holy Gospe Temple of

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Bethesda
Christian Worship
Baptist Church
Easter Hat Show.

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Uh-huh. She's about
to make it number four.

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Hello.

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 You are Rochelle!

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I heard about you.

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I'm Hattie.

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Hi, Hattie.

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this is my friend,
 Vanessa.

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Well, how did you hear
 about me?

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Well, I just joined your church,
and I have been told

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 that nobody can beat you.

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You know that's right.

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You work here?

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No, I own the shop.

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Th the name.

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Oh.

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Well, it's very nice.

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You have some
really lovely hats.

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 Um, do you have this one
in a medium?

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 Oh, if I did,

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I wouldn't sell it to you.

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What?

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You see,

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 I plan on winning
the hat competition this year.

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And as much as I would love
your business,

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I'd be a fool
to sell you a hat.

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She told her.

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Well, uh, Miss Hattie--

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thus the name--

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I don't know who you think
you are,

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and I don't know...
No, I'll tell
 you who I am.

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I'm the five-time winner

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of the Fort Greene Greater
 Faith Holy Baptist Temple

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of Divinity C.O.G.I.C.
Easter Spectacular,

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and I have graced the cover
 six times of

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Hat Weekly
waiting on the seventh.

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 Isn't at right, Levin?

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Well, Miss Hattie...

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here's a... a dime.

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Oh, what's that for?

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For you to call
somebody
who really cares.

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Yeah, because I'm going to...

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 win that competition.

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 We'll see about that.

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Oh, yes, we will.

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While my mother was steaming,
Come on, Nessa.

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 at home,
 things were boiling over.

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Chris, how long does it take
to boil eggs?

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I think they're done.

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I told you.

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What are y'all
 doing anyway?

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 I mean, I thought you
 already dyed eggs for Easter.

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We did. These eggs
are for the church egg hunt.

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Me and Drew are bringing extra
so I can have a head start
on winning.

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 That's cheating.

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Not if I don't get caught.

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Now Tonya uses the same logic
 when she does her taxes.

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All right, but you better not
let maou er.

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I didn't think about that.

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Don't worry.

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I'll hide them
in the refrigerator.

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Who'd think of looking
 for eggs there?

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While Tonya and Drew
 were getting ready
to become career criminals,

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g ready
 for my date with Tasha.

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Uh, Chris,

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if you look on that
 shelf over there,

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there's an ointment that'll
help you with that.

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Thanks, Doc,
but I don't need any ointment.

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So why you walking like
there's something swollen,
itching or burning?

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Oh,

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'cause Tasha asked me to escort
her in the Easter pageant.

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So I'm practicing my walk.

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Walk like that in Bed-Stuy,
 you better run.

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Why?

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 She seen you walk before?

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Yeah, I know.

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It's just that she just broke up
with Robert.

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 So if I impress her now,

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she'll forget all about him.

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 And you will stroll right
in and be her new man.

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Exactly.

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You think that's
gonna work?

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Why wouldn't it?

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Because she's on the rebound.

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Rebound?
 Yeah.

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When you break up with somebody,

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the next person you end up with,

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they got you on the rebound.

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A person on the rebound
will be with anybody

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just to forget the person
they just left.

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 So who do you have
 to break up with

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to end up with Bobby Brown?

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Well, if I got anything
to do with it,

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she gonna forget
all about him.

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Maybe if he hit her in the head
with a brick.

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 Well, you got
 a whole day.

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You got plenty of time.

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 Hey, Doc.
Hey.

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Hey, Chris.
Hey, Tasha, what's up?

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My grandmother
just told me
we're not going
to our church this Sunday.

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She wants me
to do the pageant
at her old church
in Queens.

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Queens?

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Sorry.

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 The Lord giveth
 and the Lord taketh away.

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???

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Even though Tasha was going
to another church on Easter,

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I wasn't gonna let that stop me
from going with her.

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Hey, Tasha, wait up.

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What?

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What time is the Easter pageant
at your grandmother's
old church.

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After the early service at 4:00.

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Why?

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I'll be there.

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Really?

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Yeah, I'll be there.

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Thanks, Chris.

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I'll see you Sunday.

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While I was going all out
 for Tasha,

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 Drew and Tonya were going
 all out to win.

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We need to figure out
a way
to get these eggs
to church.

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I got an idea.

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Come over here.

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This is where I hide
 all my stuff from mommy.

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Shh.

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Don't tell her.

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 I hope she doesn't have
 a gun in there.

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All right, put the
 eggs in here.

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Be careful.

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Now all I got to do
 is convince Daddy
to let me bring my
baby doll to church.

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Cool.

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While Drew and Tonya
 were stacking the deck,

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my mother was stacking
 her hat.

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Girl, I have
been working
on this hat
all day.

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You want to see it?
Yes!

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Open, open, open!

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Oh...

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That's what I'm
talking about.
That's a hat.

259
00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,900
I just have to do
one last thing.

260
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,400
What's wrong?

261
00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,700
 Ooh, that's a
bad hat, girl!

262
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,800
 Hattie's gonna wish she never
 even messed with you!

263
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,700
 And peacocks wished thHD stayed out of

264
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,900
 By the time Easter came,

265
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,800
my family was working
 on more schemes
than a pop star in rehab.

266
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,900
Rochelle, I got
some bad news.

267
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,600
What?

268
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,700
I have to work today.

269
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,700
I can go
to the service,

270
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,600
but after that I have to leave.

271
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,300
No, he don't.

272
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,200
What are you talking about?

273
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,700
Nobody works on Easter.

274
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,900
 He doesn't either.

275
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,600
 Hey, what can I tell ya?
I just got the call.

276
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,700
 I didn't hear the phone.

277
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,700
Never rang.

278
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,900
Maybe you were in the bathroom.

279
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,800
I wasn't in the bathroom.
I ain't hear it either.

280
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,200
You hear the phone?
I didn't hear the phone.

281
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,500
You hear the phone?
No, I didn't hear the phone.

282
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,800
Well, I answered it
on the first ring.

283
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:05,500
No, he didn't.

284
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,800
 One of the guys got sick.

285
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,700
 They're offering
quadruple double overtime.

286
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,000
DREW:
Quadruple double overtime?

287
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,400
I never heard of that.
You heard of that?

288
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,800
Never heard of that.
You heard of that?

289
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,900
No, I ain't heard of that.

290
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,100
I can't pass it up.

291
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,600
Well, it does sound
like a lot of money.

292
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,100
s
It is.

293
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,000
No, it's not.

294
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,000
Well, who's gonna escort me
in the Easter Hat Show?

295
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:20,600
 Drew can.

296
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,100
Whs I gotta go?
How come you can't go?

297
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,200
I gotta help Tonya hunt eggs.

298
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,200
I can help Tonya
hunt eggs.

299
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,400
Not if I can help it.

300
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,700
Nah, I don't want you
to mess your suit up.

301
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,800
You know what?
Chris is right.

302
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:28,600
Drew can escort me.

303
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:32,300
But, Chris, I want you
and Tonya in your seats
clapping for me at 4:00.

304
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,900
4:00?
Yeah, that's what time
 the fashion show starts.

305
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,100
Why, you got something better
to do?

306
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,000
Yeah.

307
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,700
Nah.
Okay.

308
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,400
I didn't know how I was gonna
 be in two places aT1once,

309
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,800
?????

310
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,500
By the time we got to church,
the hat show hadn't started,

311
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,000
 but the comp1ition
was already on...

312
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,200
Hi, girl.

313
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,600
I saved you all
some seats.
Okay.Go in.

314
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,400
Praise the Lord,
Brother Brown.

315
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,500
 How you been?
All right.

316
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,500
 Girl, I have not seen you
in a month of Sundays.

317
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,400
How you been?

318
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,400
 Sinning.

319
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,800
 (softly):
Hi.

320
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,800
 Sister Rochelle.

321
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,800
Sister Hattie.

322
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,100
Imagine what they would have
 called each other

323
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,500
 if they weren't in church.

324
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,700
 Happy Easter, everybody.

325
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,300
ALL:
Happy Easter.

326
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,300
(four hours later)

327
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,900
 Can the church say Amen?

328
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,900
ALL:
Amen.

329
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,400
Let me get a hallelujah.
ALL:
Hallelujah!

330
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,600
Praise the Lord!
ALL:
Praise the Lord!

331
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:46,700
Hey, baby...

332
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,600
I have to go
to work,
so I'll see you all after.

333
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,400
Okay, baby.

334
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,800
But since I'm making
a little more money,

335
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:51,500
you don't have to cook.

336
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,000
So buy a plate
for everybody.

337
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,200
Nice touch.

338
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,100
Hey, Mom,

339
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,900
me and Tonya are gonna go get
a head start on the egg hunt.

340
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,200
 Okay, I want you back
by 4:00 though.

341
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,100
 We will.

342
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,900
 So, I guess it's just
 me and you, Drew.

343
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,200
Yeah, I guess so.

344
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500
Where you going?

345
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,800
I'm gonna meet Tasha
in Queens.

346
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,500
I'm gonna tell on you.

347
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,700
What about all those eggs
you snuck in?

348
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,600
You don't tell on me,
I won't tell on you.

349
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,200
Fine.

350
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,500
When a good plan falls apart,

351
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,400
 you usually have no idea
 it did...

352
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,800
until it's too late.

353
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:30,900
Oh! What happened?

354
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,200
 I was doing Prince splits
and I hurt my ankle.

355
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,700
Oh, no. What are
we gonna do?

356
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,300
We should take him
to the hospital.

357
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,400
No, I'm talking
about the hat show.

358
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,000
Who's gonna
escort me?

359
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,900
Well, if you want to quit, quit,

360
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,600
but don't bring the children
in it.

361
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,600
What?!

362
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,600
Don't act shocked.
 I've seen it all before.

363
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,000
I am not pulling out
of this competition.

364
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,800
So, I suggest that you work
on your second-place smile,

365
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000
'cause I'm taking this
 grand prize home.

366
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,400
Where's Julius?

367
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,300
 He left for work.

368
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,900
Ooh, you know what?
 Go get Chris.

369
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,500
 She was going to get me,

370
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,100
but I was getting Tasha.

371
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,500
Hey.

372
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,500
Chris, you made it.

373
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,800
 Told you I would.

374
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,600
?????

375
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,200
????id I look good,

376
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,200
I was making Robert
 look really bad.

377
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,400
You know, my grandmother said

378
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,200
you were just another
 no-account Negro

379
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,900
who never
kept his promises
or took care
of his responsibilities,

380
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,800
and would eventually end up
leaving me in the cold

381
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,200
 with a runny-nosed baby.

382
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,100
Then we'd be on Jerry Springer.

383
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,900
 Nah. I wouldn't do that.

384
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,300
She's probably thinking
about Robert.

385
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,000
Yeah, but I don't want
to talk about him.

386
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:34,900
Good.

387
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,300
Well, we'd better get going.

388
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,500
Looks like the pageant's going
to start in a little while.

389
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,200
Tonya?

390
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,100
Ooh, where did you
get all those eggs?

391
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,800
Did you hijack
a chicken?

392
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,700
I've just been
looking really hard.

393
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,700
Well, where's Chris?

394
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,100
 Think fast, woman.

395
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,100
Uh, he's looking
for eggs.

396
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,500
 Well, we need
 to find him.

397
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,600
 Drew sprained
his ankle,
so he needs to escort your
mother to the hat show.

398
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,700
Come on, girl.

399
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,600
Come on, girl!

400
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,500
 Meanwhile, the only thing
 my dad was working

401
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,100
 was the remote control.

402
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,500
Strike!
Strike?
What are you talking about?

403
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,300
 That was low and inside!

404
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,400
 Come on.

405
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,300
You got him.

406
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,200
Come on. You got him.

407
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,100
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

408
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,000
 Oh, man!

409
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,800
Across town,
 Tasha had lost a boyfriend

410
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900
 and won a pageant,

411
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,300
 and I was there
ollect the prize.

412
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,900
VANESSA:
What makWhnk
he's going to be here?

413
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,800
Well, he wasn't at Doc's or the
playground or the barbershop.

414
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,000
Maybe he's here.

415
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400
What are y'all doing here?

416
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,200
 We're looking for Chris.
 What are you doing here?

417
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,200
Where's Chris?

418
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,900
VANESSA:
Well, we don't know,
that's why we're trying
to find him.

419
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Drew sprained his ankle--
there's nobody to be Rochelle's escort.

420
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,400
I thought you had to work.

421
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,000
 I did. I-I just came here
to get changed.

422
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,600
 Um... I was just catching
 a little bit of the game

423
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,700
 before I went in.

424
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,600
Looks like you caught more than
just a little bit of the game.

425
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,800
TONYA:
Well, somebody needs
to go back to church

426
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,200
and escort Mama
through the hat show,

427
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,900
or we're all going
to get in trouble.

428
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,500
Okay, okay.

429
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,400
We'll just keep this between us.

430
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,900
 You, them
 and a five dollar bill.

431
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,100
Well, now, this year
 our fashion show

432
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,500
has been nothing less
 than spectacular.

433
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,700
You got that right!
(all agreeing)

434
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,500
Now I believe it's the best
hat-off we've had in years.

435
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,900
Does the church agree?

436
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,000
 PREACHER:
Well, I see the judges
 have made their decision.

437
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,700
 For the past three years,

438
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,200
Sister Rochelle
has swept the competition.

439
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,900
Hallelujah!

440
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,300
But this Easter, our newest
member, Sister Hattie,

441
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,800
brings a wealth of hat expertise
and her awards, too.

442
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,900
Damn.

443
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,400
Oops. I'm sorry.
(shocked murmuring)

444
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,500
But this year's winner
and still champ
is Sister Rochelle.

445
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,400
Where's Chris?!

446
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,500
Where's Chris?!
 Here I am!

447
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,000
By the end of the day,

448
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,200
I thought it would be different
between me and Tasha.

449
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,400
Hey Chris,

450
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,200
thanks for coming
to my pageant with me.

451
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,600
I had a good time.

452
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,600
Me, too.

453
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,400
So, I was thinking,

454
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,300
you want to do something
together sometime?

455
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:39,700
 Robert?

456
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,500
 Where's a meteor
 when you need one?

457
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,400
I'm sorry.

458
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,700
You should be.

459
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800
Man, why don't you go somewhere?
She doesn't want to talk to you.

460
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,100
 It's okay, Chris.

461
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:47,800
No, it's not.

462
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,800
I want to hear this.

463
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,700
No, you don't.

464
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,100
I didn't mean
to call you stupid.

465
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,100
Yes, he did.

466
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:52,900
And I'm sorry.

467
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,800
No, he's not.

468
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,200
 For real?
Yes.

469
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,400
No!

470
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,800
Don't do it again.

471
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,200
Ain't this about a...
I heard you won
the Easter pageant.

472
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,300
Yeah, no
thanks to you.

473
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,100
Unfortunately for me,
 that was a great Easter,

474
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,700
 except the wrong person
came back after three days.

475
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,300
 (sighs):
That feels good.

476
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,800
You'll be okay, baby.

477
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,800
 I'm proud of you.

478
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,000
I'll go get dinner.

479
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,700
Thank you, baby.

480
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,300
You okay?

481
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,200
I'll get it.

482
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,400
 ROCHELLE:
Hello?

483
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,900
What's wrong with you?

484
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,400
I ate all the candy
I won at the Easter egg hunt.

485
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,900
 May I be excused, please?

486
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,100
Go upstairs.
I'll check on you later.

487
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,300
Thank you.

488
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Okay.

489
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
DREW:
Hey, Dad.

490
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,500
When you get done, can I have
some more frozen peas?

491
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,900
Frozen peas?

492
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,300
What are you doing
 Prince splits for anyway?

493
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,100
Between bandages,
frozen vegetables and cleaning your suit,

494
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,100
that's $14.86 worth of split.

495
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,200
I'll bring your peas
in a minute.

496
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,700
 Okay.

497
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,300
Happy Easter.

498
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,100
Come on in, baby, sit down.

499
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:03,800
Who was that?

500
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,100
 Your job.

501
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,800
It was?

502
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,500
They want you to come in
 and work tonight.

503
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,100
 They do?

504
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,800
Yeah. You know, it funny

505
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,100
because I told them
that you just came from work

506
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,300
to escort me
in the Easter hat show.

507
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,700
But they said you hadn't
 been to work all day.

508
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,400
Quadruple double overtime, huh?

509
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,500
Hey. What's going on?

510
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,100
Hey, Chris, hey,
how you doing?

511
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,300
Oh, you must be hungry.

512
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,800
Look, um, there's extra
'cause Tonya's sick.

513
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,800
Come on, Drew.

514
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,400
 I can't walk.

515
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,000
Oh, we'll bring you some later.

516
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,700
I'll get it.

517
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,100
JULIUS:
You sure?

518
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,100
Yes, I'm sure.

519
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,000
You've worked enough today.

520
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,400
 Oh, hi, Tasha.

521
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,100
Hi. Is Chris here?

522
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,800
He is, but we're
having dinner at the moment.

523
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:50,900
Oh, I'm sorry.

524
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,400
I just wanted to drop
these pictures off for him.

525
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,700
And...

526
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,100
 thanks for letting Chris
come to Queens
and escort me
in the Easter pageant.

527
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,200
You are so welcome.

528
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,800
And thank you.

529
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,700
Happy Easter.
You, too.

530
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,700
Okay.

531
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,800
 Chris...!

532
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,900
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